if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong
when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
never doubt my ability to watch the same episode of something ten thousand times and remain just as interested and entertained every single time
U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
That makes me feel brave.
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen