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oxicle:

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

Damn okay all these directions

oxicle:

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

Damn okay all these directions


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19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh


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Anonymous sent: What's your fave flavour of cake and frosting?

i like yellow or white cake and chocolate frosting :) why do you ask?


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jolinxo:

this is amazing

jolinxo:

this is amazing


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punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar


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the1975home:

heykalesha:

The 1975 - Club Nokia. (Eric Mooney // Celeb Berry)

this is so beautiful holy fucking shit.

the1975home:

heykalesha:

The 1975 - Club Nokia. (Eric Mooney // Celeb Berry)

this is so beautiful holy fucking shit.



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postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”


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swiftspectral:

once you have a item in your wishlist for a year on amazon a worker should have to buy it for you


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mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

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algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it


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spacetwinks:

there’s been a lot of good jokes made about harry potter the series and harry potter the character in specific but the classic i keep returning to is this 32 second bit


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iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”



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shadowstep-of-bast:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD


ive been waiting to use this picture

shadowstep-of-bast:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

ive been waiting to use this picture